Vacay

I've decided to add this to my friendster:

WANTED: Attracitve, intelligent and fun female between the ages of 20 and 30 for all expense paid 7 day Caribbean cruise. Please submit resume, head shot, and recent STD test results. Submission of transcripts, SAT/GRE/GMAT scores are encouraged but not required. Interview dates TBA; the review panel is still under formation.