Borat Quote Shirts

CultClassicTs.com has just release some Kazakhstan shirts including Borat quotes! These unofficial Borat shirts are hilarious reminders of Borat's new documentary. In this new comedy Kazakhstani TV talking head Borat travels to the United States to report on the greatest country in the world. With a documentary crew in tow, Borat becomes more interested in locating and marrying Pamela Anderson. Quotes shirts from Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan include: My moustache still tastes of your testes!, Kazakhstan, You make visit to and more! For more details check out Cult Classic Ts Movie Quote Shirts to get your Borat Shirt. Over and out...

New Office Space Shirts Now Available!

CultClassicTs recently released new office space shirts. The quotes are awesome and the price is right!

Milton: I'm going to set the building on fire.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?

Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Well yeah.

Peter Gibbons: Nothing.

Lawrence: Nothing, huh?

Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.

Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Bob Slydell: You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah.

Bob Slydell: Great.

Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.

Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal "pound me in the ass" prison.

Samir: I don't want to go to ANY prison!

Today's News

Today I posted a new entry about an awesome free pron samples site. Also there are tons of new cool funny t-shirts on CultClassicTs.com.

This is pretty funny:

According to the story, a friend of the reader was flirting in a bar with an attractive woman wearing leather pants. However, his efforts proved unsuccessful when Berman, who was in Scottsdale to cover baseball spring training, walked by and told the woman "You're with me, leather". The woman immediately got up and left the bar with Berman.

New Shirts and Other Stuff

I know it's been a while since I last rapped at ya but we've been busy creating new movie quote shirts Especially Ricky Bobby shirts new anchorman shirts and other stuff. Now for something completely random, I found a good site for free adult links. It's pretty amazing. They collect about 100 free sample sites a day and point you to the free movies and pictures...cool idea.

New Shirts Added

- Strickland Propane Shirt from King of the Hill
Mirror: Strickland Propane Shirts are here too
- Ace Ventura Shirt - Laces Out Dan!

Nacho Libre

I can't wait for Nacho Libre to come out! The trailer looks awesome! There are already nacho libre shirts for sale on the web as well Check them out. Jack Black stars as Ignacio (friends call him Nacho), a cook by day in a Mexican orphanage, who moonlights as a lucha libre wrestler to raise money for the orphans in this comedy from the creators of “Napoleon Dynamite” and the writer of “The School of Rock.” Two of my favorite films... so check out these new Nacho Libre shirts!

Today's a Half-Baked kind of a day!

Thurgood Jenkins: Smoke-Alot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous, he told me about his lawyer...
Sir-Smoke-Alot: He had sex with my momma! Why?
Thurgood Jenkins: Spirituality...
Sir-Smoke-Alot: God, if you listenin', help!...
Thurgood Jenkins: His bad back...
Sir-Smoke-Alot: The doctor said I need a backiotomy (bakiotomy shirt)
Thurgood Jenkins: His love life...
Sir-Smoke-Alot: I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, biatch!
[pushing a girl aside]
Thurgood Jenkins: I mean, talk about a guy with problems.

More movie quote t-shirts

Sweet Ass Shirts

Pretty sweet drinking shirts have just been added...and for all you frat boys you can pick up one of these frattastic tees. So check out the coolest retro shirts on the web!

New T-Shirt Site - 1,000's of Funny Tee Shirts!!

Clutch Ts just launched. It's a new site featuring funny retro t shirts and there are tons of retro joke shirts college humor tee shirts, pun shirts, and more!

Cult Classic Ts

Cult Classic Ts is the resource for movie and television quote t-shirts. If you love repeating movie lines or TV quotes you'll love this site. Also check this new site that has tons of funny shirts.

Faster Shirts

We're pleased to announce Cult Classic Ts has moved to newer faster servers! Now it's easier than ever to get more cowbell shirts, Wedding Crasher Quote shirts , Anchorman Quote Shirts, Old School quote Shirts Wally World shirt and more!

NCAA Bracket Picker Program

Check out this Spotfire software that lets you make your NCAA bracket picks statistically. Pretty cool stuff!

Cool New T-Shirts

New Big Lebowski Shirt, Wedding Crashers Shirt and Office Space Shirt were just added!

New Funny Shirts

These shirts are sure to make you smile! Check out the new Dirty Dancing Shirt "Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner and these awesome quotes- Spaceballs Shirt:

May The Schwartz Be With You
Ludicrous Speed

Vote For Cult Classic Ts

Did you know you can vote for Cult Classic Ts, the maker of awesome movie quote shirts? Well as you've probably guessed by now you can! Go to the movies page on T-Shirt Countdown or check it out on the movies section of TShirtWars.com

Newer, Better, Faster, Stronger, Awesomer

CultClassicTs.com has a new category of products dedicated to Wedding Crashers, the new blockbuster hit starring Vince Vaugh. Wedding Crashers Shirt are available on their web site at CultClassicTs.com. Prices for shirts start at just 12.99. Vince Vaughn fans will also love their Swingers Shirts which are found in their movie quote shirt area. Also they feature a number of Big Lebowski shirts as well. Classic...Clutch...Awesome shirts... Big Lebowski shirt, Old School shirt, More Cowbell shirt and more. For those rabbet Office Space fans the site features Office Space shirts, Initech mousepads, Initech mugs and a plethora of additional items. Their Napoleon Dynamite shirts rank among the most popular and with over 2,000 sold the designers couldn't be more pleased. However, the t-shirt designers report that the all time best seller is their classic The Dude Abides shirt. Yes...Awesomer.

Amazing Office Space Shirts

Be sure to check out our amazing office space shirts. They're great for casual Friday's or just around the office...when you're working hard.

Awesome Movie Quote Sites

The Internet Movie Database (IMDb)
The MovieQuotes.com Site
AFI